Ok, I'm back now!
I got back from my Nan's today, I did some more drawings that I'm going to submit to my art course soon and I completed my game on Kingdom Hearts Chain of Memories! Which I'm kinda chuffed about, the ending was sweet. :)
I was also told this great joke, read on and prepare yourself...
There are six men on a plane to America,
One is the Pope,
One is the Arch-Bishop of Canterbury,
One is the Prime Minister: Tony Blair,
One is the President: George Bush,
One is the Pilot,
And lastly there is a young boy.
Halfway through the flight, the Pilot comes out looking very agitated,
He says that the plane has gone out of control, he can't pilot the aeroplane and they are going to crash,
But the bigger problem, he says, is that there are six men and five parachutes on board,
So he picks up a parachute says he's leaving them to figure it out and jumps off the plane,
Immediately Tony Blair picks up the fourth parachute, saying that he's the most important man on the plane anyway, and jumps off,
The Arch-Bishop pf Canterbury says that he must survive to save all the lost souls of England, for without him, they would be lost and swiftly grabs the third parachute and leaves the aeroplane,
Then George Bush tells the two remaining people that he is the most important, wisest and most famous person in the country, the world and even the Universe! He picks up the second parachute and jumps overboard,
This leaves the Pope and the young boy,
Now, the Pope is a good man and he is not greedy or selfish, he knows that there will always be another Pope to take his place and that he should put the young boy first,
He says to the young boy that he is old and that his time had come and the boy should take the last parachute and escape while he can,
The boy replies that there is no need for this, as the most important, wisest and most famous person in the country, the world and even the Universe! Has just picked up his school satchel and jumped off the plane!
Lol, that is such a funny joke! Had me in stitches! :D
Anyways, I've got to go now, I'll write more soon!
I was also told this great joke, read on and prepare yourself...
There are six men on a plane to America,
One is the Pope,
One is the Arch-Bishop of Canterbury,
One is the Prime Minister: Tony Blair,
One is the President: George Bush,
One is the Pilot,
And lastly there is a young boy.
Halfway through the flight, the Pilot comes out looking very agitated,
He says that the plane has gone out of control, he can't pilot the aeroplane and they are going to crash,
But the bigger problem, he says, is that there are six men and five parachutes on board,
So he picks up a parachute says he's leaving them to figure it out and jumps off the plane,
Immediately Tony Blair picks up the fourth parachute, saying that he's the most important man on the plane anyway, and jumps off,
The Arch-Bishop pf Canterbury says that he must survive to save all the lost souls of England, for without him, they would be lost and swiftly grabs the third parachute and leaves the aeroplane,
Then George Bush tells the two remaining people that he is the most important, wisest and most famous person in the country, the world and even the Universe! He picks up the second parachute and jumps overboard,
This leaves the Pope and the young boy,
Now, the Pope is a good man and he is not greedy or selfish, he knows that there will always be another Pope to take his place and that he should put the young boy first,
He says to the young boy that he is old and that his time had come and the boy should take the last parachute and escape while he can,
The boy replies that there is no need for this, as the most important, wisest and most famous person in the country, the world and even the Universe! Has just picked up his school satchel and jumped off the plane!
Lol, that is such a funny joke! Had me in stitches! :D
Anyways, I've got to go now, I'll write more soon!
posted by Gemstarz @ 1:56 PM
1 Comments:
At 6:09 AM,
Gemstarz said…
Oh my goodness... You didn't get it did you?
The president picked up the young boy's school bag and jumped off!
It wasn't a parachute!
Hee hee. :P
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